In this pic, Mario & Luigi are going at it like a pair of Mexican wrestlers...Post your caption for a chance to win a used sombrero!
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007
In this pic, Mario & Luigi are going at it like a pair of Mexican wrestlers...Post your caption for a chance to win a used sombrero!
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Luigi interrupts Mario and Peach's wedding.
Or...
Luigi: I object!
Mario: Get out of here, dumbass!
*Mario throws a fart in Luigi's face*
Mario: Itsa me Mario!
Luigi: KOOPA CHRIST WHAT DID YOU EAT
Mario: Mushrooms
Peach: Damn you need to stop hitting your head on bricks Mario so you can stop being an idiot
mario: TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE!!!
luigi: WEEEHAHAHAHAHA!!! IT HURTS SO GOOD!!!
peach: im jealous...
Luigi the 6 million paso man
Mario: we have the technology....we can rebuild him..but i dont want to spend a lot of money
Priest: and if anyone objects to this wedding, let them speak now
Luigi: uh.. I do
Mario: WTF are you DOING here!? i never sent you an invitation
Luigi: Too bad! * Grabs Mario with a headlock * I'm taller than you!
Mario: what happened to Daisy!?
Luigi: lets just say we had some disagreement.. yeah i threw her away literally
Mario: ...
Luigi: besides, i always liked Blondes better
Mario:.. you douchebag ..
Mario: YOU JUST GOT TONY DANZA'ED!
Luigi: Noooooooooooooooo!
Mario: Back off! Get your own sandwich!
Peach: WHAT?!
Mario: Uhhhhh...I mean uhh woman.
Peach: *tapping foot*
Mario: ...ah ha, Boy is my face red...
Luigi: MARIO! MARIO! I CAN'T FIND MY MEDICATION!
Mario: AHH! PEACH! LET'S THROW HIM OFF THE SHIP!
Luigi: Peach, I love you..
Mario: Fuck you Luigi!
Mario: WTF are you doing peach!?
Bowser: Okay Luigi, I'll give 15 stars if you interupt Mario and Peach's wedding
Luigi: Deal!
*Luigi walks to the wedding and jumps infront of Mario and Peach*
Mario: Holy *bleep* what the heck are you doing here Luigi?
Peach: Leave it Mario, we wanna have a good time right? Just kick his ass..
Mario: Yes dear..
*You here Mario kicking Luigi's ass*
Luigi: (Moaning) Oooh, atleast I get twe-
*Bowser pops out of no where*
Bowser: 15 Stars, here ya go
Luigi: Woooo!!!
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Peach: Mario, i didn't know you were gay!
narrator: mario chucks a fire ball in luigi's balls when he interupted mario and peaches wedding
mario: heres a fire ball that'll burst your balls bitch!
luigi: haha mother fucker! i had a sex change!!!
narrator: mario chucks a fire ball in luigi's balls when he interupted mario and peaches wedding
mario: heres a fire ball that'll burst your balls bitch!
luigi: haha mother fucker! i had a sex change!!!
*insert young & restless tune here* PEACH: Mario, Luigi - I am your Mother!
MARIO: No cloning Luigi - DIE NOW!!
LUIGI: DIE MARIO!
Mario: My turn to steal the American girl!
Luigi: 'ACHOOO!!!'
Mario:*wipes face*......"Gesundheit."
Peach announces her recent pregnancy. . .but refuses to identify the father.
"Uhhh... Mario... you'd better not be touching Luigi where I think you are, or I'm gonna let Bowser kidnap me AGAIN!"
Peach: please don't fight over me. Guys!
Mario and Luigi: We're not fighting over you we just want the wedding cake.
Peach: Oh, crap.
Mario: Nipple twister!
BITCH! Give us your lunch money!
oh oops, I meant :
Mario : BITCH! Give us your lunch money!
Hi MARIO:i can get you out of here
Luigi : "Stop"
Mario : "But your cock feels so strong"
Peach : "I want to be fucked by Mario and Luigi."
It seemed that Luigi was a much better dance partner than Peach.
Mario: Peach! I found your wedding ring!
Luigi: Mario, why are you sticking that ring in my dick?
Mario: Oh S***!
Luigi: Mario, you can't marry her!! (Ow!) She's your cousin!!!
SHE SAID SHE WAS 18 I SWEAR TO GOD
Mario: Are you ready for your physical Mr.Luigi?
Luigi:Yes
*2 minutes pass*
Mario:Ok this may feel uncomfortable(hes feelin around down there)well, everything seems to be ok, i just need to che....
Luigi:Whos that girl over there?She looks like a bitch.
Mario:THATS MY WIFE!!!(squeezes)
Luigi:OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: Mario! don't a touch the spicy Meat-a-balls!
And a one and a two and a one and a two, step forward, then right...This waltzin' stuff isn't so bad!
Mario says, "Luigi, you know Peach will never marry you. She'll marry me because of my moustache."
Mario: Why in the world are you wearing a tux in the color of the bridesmaids dresses?!
Luigi: I thought it would be cute... <_< >_> ... DON'T HIT ME!!
Mario: Why in the world are you wearing a tux in the color of the bridesmaids dresses?!
Luigi: I thought it would be cute... <_< >_> ... DON'T HIT ME!!
Mario charges Dragon Ball Z style to kill Luigi....YAY!!!
Peach: Mario, Luigi, neither of you are the father.
Mario: NOOOO!!!
Luigi:I'LL KILL YOU PEACH!!
Mario:Nooo!
They start to fight >:)
Brotherly love.
(Mario) L0LZ U 607 PW|\|ED NUB
(Luigi) What in the world are you saying Mario?
(Peach) It's the ''1337'' phase all over again... sigh.
(Mario) S7FU BI4TCH
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(crikets chirp)
peach: what the hell are you doing to luigi!?
mario: thats luigi!?
somehow, this doesnt seem right
Luigi: I lost the Ring...
Mario and Peach: YOU IDIOT!!!!
Mario: I love you, brother!
Peach: EWWWWW!!!! (She runs away)
Luigi: You do that to a girl? I hate you. (He walks away)
Mario: The situation has gotten bad to worse.
Mario: Im sorry luigi but this is the only way to get that golf ball out of your anus.
Luigi: Aw crap i knew i never should have signed up for mario golf mushroom tour.
*Mario mutters to himself about how he should have worn his doctor outfit today.
Peach: Four
Luigi: but i have to pee
Mario:Shut up and move so i can see
Luigi: its not my fault the small drink is 164 ounces
Peach: oh gross
mario:PEACH! (sob) I thought what we had was special
Mario: Peach! This isn't what it looks like!...........Ummm.....What's that in your ha-*bang*
*12 seconds later...*
luigi: uh yeah, cops, i'd like to report a date ra- *bang*
Peach: MwaHaHaHaHa!
Hold him down Mario, Luigi gave me a smudge on my perfectly white dress.
mario: wat the heck are you doing luigi?
luigi:im sorry to say im gay
peach and mario:.....
mario:you no good mother fucker(kicks luigi in the balls)
luigi:fine then i will-
mario:you will not bang her
peach:see ya boys(walks of with link)
mario and luigi:wtf she is my girl
link:wat did u say i am banging peach and i cant hea y-
fight happens between link mario and luigi
peach:im sorry to say i am in love with zelda
2 minutes later
priest: your are now wife and wife
mario luigi and link:who knew she was gay?
daisy:i did
mario luigi link:daisy is mine!!!!(fight happens)
3 hours later.....
mario falco luigi link zelda peach bowser fox sonic tails amy ness shadow micheal jackson cream:DAISY IS MINE!!!
priest:you are now man and wife
tose who were fighting:WAT?!
me:how the hell did i get here?
daisy:i teleported you here so we can get ma-
me:im only 10 dumbass and holy shitting crap gotta go
all that were fighting:GET HIM!!!!!!!
me:at least im joining brawl!
Mario: If you want to have sex with her.. it has to come out!!
Luigi: What's gonna come out in my pants?
Mario: Mama-Mia!
Peach: I could have gotten Captain Falcon -.-'
2 seconds later
all that were fighting:wait your not joining brawl
the fake me that was i my story the whole time:oh yes i am you see i realy am snake
the real me: snake is not me you see i did a switching jutsu
snake:yep
daisy:will you marry me snake?
snake:sure
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Inlaws, who said it was supposed to be fun?
Just when Mario and Peach were trying to break up... Luigi comes in and tries to stop them.
I'm sorry, but you can't bring water bottles onto the aircraft.
on the ground link finds a gun he shoots it to see how far it will go
mean while mario and peach are getting married and luigi was there too.
priest:you are now man and wife
luigi:im so ha-YOWTCH!
mario:wat is it luigi
luigi:i have a bullet were it isnt supposed to be
mario:oww dont worry im a doctor and this may sting
luigi:YOWTCH PLEASE STOP TWISTING!
peach:oh just shutup luigi the bullet is out now
luigi:now that i think about it ima gonna go marry daisy now
at luigi's wedding vice versa of the story i just told but instead of peach it is daisy who gets married
mario gets shot in the balls
Mario:WTF
Luigi:shes mine now u little fat biach.
Mario.screw you (Smack)
Mario: Leave Peach alone or I'll beat you with a monkey wrench!!!
mario is angry that peach is cheating on MArio with luigi
mario:who invited you on are bout crouse?! hu! hu!
luigi:the boat! the boat!
mario: the boat invited you?
luigi no 1 the boat is going to crash!!!
mario:o
mario:o crap!
The Italian Mafia gets its revenge on Luigi the squealer
TITTY TWISTER!
Luigi is being taken by the alien Mother Ship.
Mario: NOOO!
Peach: Let them have him. FORE!
Luigi:Mario since you were so mean to me i will tell you the truth...
Mario:what?
Luigi:*whisper to Mario* I banged Peach while she was sleeping hehe
Mario: (O_O) U SON OF A...
*starts beating up Luigi*
*Peach listened to the whisper*
Peach:u...PIG
*Peach also starts to beats up Luigi*
Peach:(Thinking to herself)Wow, Bowser was right, these guys are losers...
mario:hey luigi,lets play hide and seek....who will win get peach!!!
*peach slaps luigi's ass*
mario: oh no!
Mario: I-a told you...if I ever saw you with her again I would kick your ass!
"Peach was confused as Mario forced Luigi to dance with him."
M:Get da hell outta my way!
L(as he is thrown): BUT I HAVE AN ACTION REPLAY!!! (gets KO'D)
M:Shit...
Mario, stop drinking! You're tearing us apart!
KAMMI HAMI HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario finds luigi raping peach
Mario:Die ass hole!!!!!!
luigi in grave yard
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