WINNER:"See what happens when I don't get my coffee?"
-Fortenium
RUNNER-UP:
"Falco Betrays Fox...Now in High-Definition!"
-Keybladeevil
posted by DetErest at 12:34 AM
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
WINNER:"See what happens when I don't get my coffee?"
-Fortenium
RUNNER-UP:
"Falco Betrays Fox...Now in High-Definition!"
-Keybladeevil
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32 Comments:
Falco protect your wingman.
Falco: Back off, Bishes!!!
Fox: Dammit, let me die!
Falco Betrays Fox...Now in High-Definition!
Save Fox, Falco.
Save Fox, Falco.
Fox: Help me, Falco.
Falco: I will help you.
Fox: Thanks, I thought I could rely on you.
Falco: You bet.
Falco:Theres only one thing to do at a time like this...
Fox:yes?
Falco: JAZZ OFF!
(stolen from hyperboy series)
Fox and Falco are having a bad day.
The great Fox McCloud is guarded by his great wingman Falco Lombardi.
Fox: "Ahhhh! My eye! Watch it with that wing man!!"
Falco: man see Fox this is what happens when you play Time Splitters and you play with one shot kills.
Falco:I Am Your Father
Fox:....
Falco:... what?
Fox: I can't work with this, if were going to make a video can you read the script?
Falco:... wait this isn't Star Wars? Holy S***! I'm on the wrong set!
thought the aim was a littlr off on this gun
Fox: I c-can...see..the light.....
Falco: Thats nice.Im goin to walmart,you want somethin?
Fox:............
Falco: You dont look so good,Ill get you some Tylenol.
Falco: Uh...Fox?
Fox: What now?
Falco: I think I have mites in my armpit again...
Fox: *Faints*
(Falco) Now do you see what happens when I don't get my coffee?
Falco: Don't worry Fox. I'll guard you. Are you okay?
Fox: ..Um...Who is piloting the ship?
Falco: The ship?
...
...
Oops.
Fox: Don't tell me--
CRASH!
Falco: Oh, look at that sunset. Isn't it wonderful?
Fox: If you would mind getting off of my foot, I would love to go see it.
Falco: Oh, sorry.
..........
Fox: Well?
Falco:...There wasn't an accidental spill of rubber cement on your foot, was there?
Falco: Keep ur azz down! This is my house Biatch!
Falco: Keep ur azz down! This is my house biatch!
Falco: Walk it off....
Fox: Ahhhhhhh.
Falco: What's wrong?
Fox: I'm dying.
Falco: I'll save you, Fox.
Falco:Yes! Fox is dead, now I can become the new captain! Now to dispose of the body. This is just part one of my devious plan. For it to work I need Peppy and Slippy out of the way, and seeing as they're not looking I can just pick them off with this trusty little laser of mine from a distance! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fox: The dreaded backfire...
congratulations!
you have just unlocked the deadly
CONTORTIONIST FALCO!
congratulations!
You have just unlocked the deadly
CONTORTIONIST FALCO!
Now that Fox is dead, you're in charge of the team... StarFalco. Congratulations
Fox: ahhhhhh, helllllp
Falco: yo, what's goin' on
Fox: I'm dying! hellllp
Falco: hey... check out my gun
...
Fox: x.x
Falco: yeahhhhhh, ladies like the gun
This is Falco Lombardi the crew killer.
Fox: I don't want to die.
Falco: I know, I won't let you die.
Fox: Thank you, Falco.
Falco: LOL, I slapped you without watchin'
Lol, I slapped you without watchin'
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